Looking back through the annals of News From Nowhere I see that the blog is nine years old this month. Over that nine years there have been over 1,600 posts which have collectively attracted over half a million page views. And I am proud to say that throughout this period, News From Nowhere has never been sullied by the stench of raw and untreated commercialism. Never once have we accepted the tainted currency of the advertiser wishing to push his or her products to an unsuspecting public. We have remained free, and proud, and independent ....... until now.
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(*) Quote from News From Nowhere, November 2015
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ReplyDeleteLove it! And I have now managed to put a link on my Facebook page.
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ReplyDeleteWell, Allan, congratulations on nine years and 1600 posts , but I'll pass on the book at this time!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats and for only $6 something, how could I resist? After all, I may finally get a book out there one day and need you to buy it!
ReplyDeleteAnd it's a REAL BOOK!!
ReplyDeleteHow exciting, congratulations Alan!
ReplyDeleteI see that Amazon lists a new copy for $6.12, a very fair if uncommon price.
But already it is available as "used-like new condition" at $6.32 !!! An appreciation of nearly 3.5%. That's real value in literature!
And it's a REAL BOOK!
None of this virtual blogger nonsense. Got to get my copy today before they sell out.