Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Fat Dog To The Big Apple : 63 East From Newport

The Long March by Alan Burnett and his dog Amy from Los Angeles to New York City continues. This week sees the intrepid pair take the fateful decision to leave behind the Pacific Ocean and head inland.

Newport, Oregon : 15 January 2012
Dear All, 
Yesterday Amy and I sat in the shadow of the Yaquina Bridge and contemplated a momentous decision we would soon have to make. As we had entered the City of Newport everything had been in its rightful place: the sun was in the sky, the forests were on our right and the blue waves of the Pacific Ocean were on our left. That had been the prevailing orientation for most of the 890 miles we had covered since we had left Los Angeles behind, an orientation that had taken us north. The ever-present ocean had been a source of comfort and joy and both Amy and I now regarded it as a close family friend - Great Uncle Pacific: loyal, dependable, salty and slightly wet. But Uncle Pacific had taken us north and I knew, in my heart of hearts, that if we were to ever get to New York we would, at some point, have to leave him behind. We would have to head east.

In making the decision about when we should abandon the coast and head inland I was anxious to be as inclusive as possible, so as we walked towards the city centre I tried to explain the options to Amy. We wanted to go to Portland because we had several Blog friends who lived there and it would be great to be able to call in and see them. We could either stay with the coast a little longer and head inland once we got to Netarts or Bay City, or we could take the plunge here in Newport and follow the Corvallis Newport Highway inland.

I wasn't getting much of a response from Amy: she was the kind of constituent who devalued the idea of democracy. As I urged her to become more actively involved in the decision-making process she appeared to be concerned only with sniffing the trail of the Cocker Spaniel that was been walked ahead of us. We stopped for a beer at the splendid Rogue Ales Public House and I tried to engage her with a sip of the aromatic Bacon Maple Ale, but she remained obstinately disengaged.

I left the decision to the final moment and when we eventually reached the intersection of the Oregon Coastal Highway and Corvallis Highway I said to Amy, "OK, the decision is yours". Restoring my faith in participatory democracy she didn't hesitate: she calculated the advantages and disadvantages of the various choices, calculated the opportunity cost, put her head down, pulled smartly of the leash and headed east.

So that was how we took our leave from Great Uncle Pacific and, as the week drew to a close, how we were walking with renewed energy eastwards out of town...... just a few hundred yards behind a jaunty Cocker Spaniel and his owner.
Until Next Time,
Alan and Amy


  1. I'm so glad you didn't go too far North. There's a heck of a snowstorm up there in the North-West!

  2. I forgot to ask you to pick up some oysters for us, although I suppose they would have been a burden on your journey. You should be knee deep in snow about now.

  3. Michael and Hanne and Christine : luckily it rarely snows it this virtual world I inhabit.

  4. If you get real tired stop by my brothers..he lives in Monmouth OR. I hope you had a good walk on the beach and enjoyed a campfire in the salty breeze before heading inland. Pear trees line the highway in the summer..too bad it isn't springtime you would see all different kinds of Hydrangeas in bloom. Oh Alan..that area of Oregon has a Winery every other place along the might stop for a nip..they are getting a huge stay warm..perhaps Amy needs a rain/snow coat:)

  5. Why do I think Amy's decision making process has been borrowed from some government ministries. With the wind behind you, you should fly along now!

  6. Nice to see you back on the virtual road! You've chosen a beautiful route east - much nicer than Interstate 90, which requires you first going as far north as Seattle (yes, we're snowed-in at present). Hwy. 20 is two lanes, winding uphill/downdale, and rusticly scenic.

  7. Oh, this sounds fun. Happy Trails to You and Amy.

  8. So glad you & Amy will be making a virtual appearance in Portland. Newport itself is an interesting town, tho I must say I've always headed east from the coast to Portland quite a bit further north. Will be interested to learn about the Corvallis Highway!


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