It was the cricket club Christmas lunch yesterday (don't ask, it's been a difficult year for English cricket). There was turkey and trimmings and crackers and some rather splendid Budweiser Budvar beer (the Czech one not the American one). My Christmas cracker contained a rather nice plastic key ring which doubled as a puzzle. Spurred on by the first bottle of Budweiser (the Czech one not the American one) I decided to test my powers of deconstruction and reconstruction. "I wouldn't do that if I were you", said the adjacently seated Cousin Dave, "you'll never get it back together again". I should point out that the said Cousin has never had any faith in my technical or mechanical abilities, so I decided to prove him wrong once and for all .... after a second soothing bottle of Budvar (the Czech one not the American one). It was trickier than I expected and I had to resort to a third bottle of Bud (the Czech .... you know the rest) in order to improve my manual dexterity, and eventually I had to abandon the task until I had been taken home. Then, with a little help from some fine old malt whisky and some strips of sellotape, I eventually got it back together again as my second picture clearly shows.
I noticed the following announcement in the Halifax Courier of the 7 February 1914:
What this has to do with the first part of my post, I am not entirely sure. But I suppose I have been conducting a bit of an inquest into what happened at the cricket club Christmas dinner and I would like to stress that, along with Mrs Wade, I had nothing to do with it.
Now there's a teaser - not the keyring, but the inquest on Tuesday at Booth Town. Have you looked it up?
ReplyDeleteI can clearly see you got it back together! LOL I am surprised at all the folks still having Christmas parties in February! Wow, even a few of the major companies around here are just now celebrating. Of course count me in too on the case of Booth Town. I like a mystery!
ReplyDeleteI think the English cricketers are also 'taking the 5th'.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the big pink bit?
ReplyDeleteAnd me too. I want to know about the inquest.
Love it; you write well!
ReplyDeleteYou still haven't missed the bits that went under the table, or else dissolved in the suds splashed on the bar. Other than that, well done.
ReplyDeleteNow that's a round about story to excuse yourself from your failure at the puzzle!! Good one!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness for the malt whiskey. You may have never made those improvements on the puzzle without it.
ReplyDeleteAh, sellotape. I'm too 'stuck up' to use anything cheaper.
ReplyDeleteYou need to give that to an eight-year old.
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